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stanley lieber
6dafa42480 fortunes: if(~ $i (seek _nsec)) { # untested so far - geoff 2014-12-23 12:04:11 -05:00
stanley lieber
ba25b6cd7f fortunes: oh really. 2014-12-18 16:07:17 -05:00
stanley lieber
00334c0407 fortunes: UX-wise (and generally speaking, for most common uses of a computer these days), Plan9 is, sadly, almost useless. 2014-12-11 14:45:51 -05:00
stanley lieber
62f5818481 fortunes: (no plan9 to hand) 2014-11-14 12:11:42 -05:00
stanley lieber
88486c7529 fortunes: this exact error message is in the fortunes file. 2014-10-24 14:40:48 -04:00
stanley lieber
081bbcf0a1 fortunes: You have an agenda. 2014-10-06 21:17:26 -04:00
stanley lieber
935e8472d1 fortunes: $75K Prosthetic Arm Is Bricked When Paired iPod Is Stolen 2014-08-27 01:13:11 -04:00
stanley lieber
a39ce6a934 fortunes: From: urielc@cantv.net 2014-07-30 12:11:58 -04:00
stanley lieber
e42d8492c6 fortunes: I wanted to do something that didn't involve arguing online about trivia. -- jwz 2014-07-22 18:41:36 -04:00
stanley lieber
114a5bdce6 fortunes: Subject: ftp(1) User-Agent 2014-06-29 15:01:44 -04:00
stanley lieber
20b2f7a38e fortunes: i believe any successful Plan 9 distro will need to provide some transparency in the change review process. -- Skip Tavakkolian 2014-06-06 00:58:36 -04:00
stanley lieber
48a644aa31 fortunes: 14:37 -!- kfx was kicked from #suckless by __20h__ [kfx] 2014-05-16 16:31:41 -04:00
stanley lieber
39d6af1c1f fortunes: i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous. 2014-04-22 11:49:32 -04:00
stanley lieber
44c94fbe07 fortunes: Can somebody please include this in the fortunes database? 2014-04-09 21:19:39 -04:00
stanley lieber
1e1c89001d fortunes: The only document that claims Plan 9 runs in 4 megabytes is the FAQ on our home page. 2014-04-01 19:10:49 -04:00
stanley lieber
f459c5133a fortunes: it would be nice to be able to try the plan 9 go port without a plan 9 system. 2014-03-07 22:32:58 -05:00
stanley lieber
ffbfbe270f fortunes: If you start your own successfull project, you also can develop your own set of reasons for doing any of a variety of operational things at any point in time. 2014-03-03 00:26:35 -05:00
stanley lieber
8dcaceb875 fortunes: 445b546003 2014-02-21 16:14:16 -05:00
stanley lieber
0efcfcc60c fortunes: undelete 2014-01-22 01:19:50 -05:00
stanley lieber
473e97869f fortunes: This is Go. 2014-01-04 13:13:38 -05:00
stanley lieber
82defc8152 theo: Don't like it? Then walk away. 2013-11-24 22:11:46 -05:00
stanley lieber
51137ada1a fortunes: That's the process. 2013-11-20 18:38:49 -05:00
stanley lieber
2c8f291db2 fortunes: God bless the people who employ you, they need the blessing. 2013-08-06 14:52:13 -04:00
stanley lieber
c8cba84e3e fortunes: Now reboot twice[1]. 2013-03-24 19:49:02 -04:00
stanley lieber
2cb20023eb fortunes: He wasn't asking about plan9port. 2013-03-07 18:34:35 -05:00
stanley lieber
509ff2e8fa fortunes: maybe i should ask at #cat-v 2013-01-17 07:59:04 -06:00
stanley lieber
871419f216 fortunes: _exits("damn"); 2012-12-10 22:06:42 -06:00
stanley lieber
cb8d49e3c2 fortunes: did anyone at iwp9 give an update about osprey? anyone ask when it'll be available? 2012-11-17 14:24:01 -06:00
stanley lieber
761f673032 pkg/list: handle werc directory listings 2012-10-21 21:44:53 -05:00
stanley lieber
f80ac5dd42 fortunes, rob, rsc, theo, troll: updates 2012-10-06 11:56:56 -05:00
stanley lieber
72c1608409 fortunes, rob, theo: I wasn't asking about 9front. 2012-09-06 10:52:41 -05:00
stanley lieber
ea64fd3ad5 fortunes, rob, theo: updates 2012-08-08 09:38:24 -05:00
stanley lieber
4a9e02f950 fortunes, theo, troll: new material 2012-07-15 10:49:40 -05:00
stanley lieber
fa1ff27ba7 /lib/theo: Unfortunate. 2012-06-23 15:36:51 -05:00
stanley lieber
46efa642ad AVPlayerLayer *playerLayer = [AVPlayerLayer playerLayerWithPlayer:player]; 2012-06-05 20:12:10 -05:00
stanley lieber
487f5e8209 /lib/theo: a little more 2012-05-29 16:01:53 -05:00
stanley lieber
b389a5bc48 more /lib/theo, /sys/games/lib/fortunes 2012-05-28 14:07:10 -05:00
stanley lieber
39c566ce45 /rc/bin/nietzsche: +x; /lib/theo, /lib/troll, /sys/games/lib/fortunes: more 2012-03-08 10:25:11 -06:00
stanley lieber
8746db96fa /lib/theo: more theo 2011-11-20 20:58:59 -06:00
stanley lieber
afdf2603d8 /lib/theo: more theo 2011-10-11 14:47:06 -05:00
stanley lieber
d33f36ccf9 theo: more abuse 2011-08-14 22:58:04 -05:00
stanley lieber
535aeac9a7 theo: more theo 2011-08-14 16:29:12 -05:00
stanley lieber
bcfe9eb75c theo: instead of general quotes, print only insults 2011-08-14 14:31:25 -05:00
stanley lieber
1abd272507 theo: welcome 2011-07-22 17:18:25 -05:00