fortunes: i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous.

lib/rob

@@ -196,3 +196,6 @@ Caches are bugs waiting to happen.
 The hermeneutics of naming yields few insights.
 What difference does it make whether it's an "object-oriented language"?
 Why not just use a URL shortener?
+Remember this?
+three programmers go into a bar. the sam user is there because he's finished the day's work and wants to relax. the vi user is there because he's going to be working all night and needs a break. the emacs user is there because there's nothing else he can do: both his hands are in splints because of carpal tunnel syndrome.
+Oh yeah, great: eye tracking and mind reading.

lib/rsc

@@ -111,3 +111,4 @@ never mind then.
 Great bug, thanks.
 I replied on golang-nuts.
 There is no issue here.
+I'm not sure if this distinction is a valid one.

lib/theo

@@ -328,3 +328,23 @@ shrug
 In your dreams.
 Amazing isn't it?
 Oh now I sense some angst.
+See how bad things start to happen?
+But I think it is clear you aren't a programmer, and this is over your head.
+Did they pay you to write all that text?
+there is bullshit coming out of your mouth.
+The nastiest behaviour is "sense of entitlement".
+You are the type of people who create these situations.
+We rarely hear about success, because those people are just happy.
+Totall irrelevant.
+It is what it is. Work with it.
+In the interests of full disclosure, do you work for the government or sell to the government?
+I heard.
+you must know, i want no part in any politics.
+i'm trying to stay out of politics.
+there are fingers to point all the way around.
+am i making all this up? perhaps i am, but you don't have to dream my dreams.
+i was up at 9am, climbed a mountain, hiked 6 km through 4ft deep slush (the image you are supposed to get is of 12 million overturned slurpee cups, and of geting your groin wet in slurpee), nearly died eating beef vindaloo, wrote some code, talked on the phone, wrote mail, and now it's almost 4am and this is absolutely beyond ridiculous.
+who said that?
+why are you asking me?
+Then I guess you are just stupid.
+Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin.

lib/troll

@@ -148,3 +148,6 @@ As someone who has written a fair bit of Go code, I also find myself keeping a c
 It is really annoying that things which could be accomplished perfectly well in a browser are now apps because apparently the web is terribly unfashionable these days.
 [9fans] fossil memory corruption
 I’m experimenting with plan9 on a raspberry pi
+Subject: Setting the $venti variable in .bashrc
+I can limp along without the internals, but life's too unpleasant without something like acme.
+I want to from the /r/golang community to share some experience about using Acme and why it's popular in the golang people.

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5016,3 +5016,7 @@ Subject: cat-v, distribute & monetize your software
 I’m no compiler architecture expert, but accompiler that loads Internet Explorer seems peculiar.
 Can somebody please include this in the fortunes database? -- lucio
 Warning: This program is an suid-root program or is being run by the root user. The full text of the error or warning message cannot be safely formatted in this environment.
+PART (ghi)	 #cat-v "thank you all for today help. The cat-v community is really friendly."
+Lightly tested, works.
+Subject: WIP: Enable readline in PHP
+This is coming from someone who built an OpenDocument generator in bash that's still in use at IBM today.