fortunes: Can somebody please include this in the fortunes database?

lib/rob

@@ -194,3 +194,5 @@ Remember, the language is not the point here, it's the implementation.
 Nothing is worth spending a week with bureaucratic Germans.
 Caches are bugs waiting to happen.
 The hermeneutics of naming yields few insights.
+What difference does it make whether it's an "object-oriented language"?
+Why not just use a URL shortener?

lib/rsc

@@ -100,3 +100,14 @@ Nice.
 No one googles local variable names.
 This is not a step forward.
 the opposite of brevity is length, not clarity.
+Impressive.
+Great.
+Does this happen to anyone else?
+has anyone written an smb client for plan 9?
+has anyone written a mac hfs file system srv?
+has anyone added midi support to devaudio?
+Comments, suggestions welcome.
+never mind then.
+Great bug, thanks.
+I replied on golang-nuts.
+There is no issue here.

lib/theo

@@ -319,3 +319,12 @@ I think this will cause further damage.
 Are you saying OpenBSD does it wrong, or that all the operating systems do it wrong?
 Wow, really thick skull you got there.
 Get real.
+You can decide what you do with your time, but you cannot decide what other people do with theirs.
+And then we move on?
+Are you kidding? Who does that help? Who?
+You have offered nothing.
+You overstate your worth.
+shrug
+In your dreams.
+Amazing isn't it?
+Oh now I sense some angst.

lib/troll

@@ -146,3 +146,5 @@ I searched and didn't find a canonical way to install mercurial and golang on pl
 you can also look at the stat graph on the venti httpd
 As someone who has written a fair bit of Go code, I also find myself keeping a close eye on Rust.
 It is really annoying that things which could be accomplished perfectly well in a browser are now apps because apparently the web is terribly unfashionable these days.
+[9fans] fossil memory corruption
+I’m experimenting with plan9 on a raspberry pi

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5014,3 +5014,5 @@ Conventional wisdom has it that preprocessing time is a negligible part of build
 Has the Internet been overhyped?
 Subject: cat-v, distribute & monetize your software
 I’m no compiler architecture expert, but accompiler that loads Internet Explorer seems peculiar.
+Can somebody please include this in the fortunes database? -- lucio
+Warning: This program is an suid-root program or is being run by the root user. The full text of the error or warning message cannot be safely formatted in this environment.