fortunes: this exact error message is in the fortunes file.

lib/rsc

@@ -139,3 +139,7 @@ If this isn't solved soon I think we should turn off commit access for everyone.
 Very small changes can still contain very large bugs.
 I don't intend to try to fix rc.
 That's fine.
+This is a serious mistake.
+I am going to be away for the rest of the week.
+At the risk of sounding pedantic, package url is not an http server.
+don't worry about it.

lib/theo

@@ -388,3 +388,5 @@ You have an agenda.
 So easy to be critical.
 Great conversation...
 Who do you work for?  Governments?
+Please people, ignore him.
+I love this conversation.

lib/troll

@@ -182,3 +182,4 @@ If upstream rejects a kernel module pull request solely based on the fact that i
 I like Acme a lot, but without vi keybindings, I cannot edit text.
 Subject: Pingdom Alert: incident #11 is open for Sources (plan9.bell-labs.com)
 My two favorite languages before Go came along were Objective-C and Python.
+has anyone tried 9vx on Yosemite? any issues?

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5080,3 +5080,13 @@ New issue 186: 9term: no ptys in NetBSD6.4.4
 Now, finally, I have an audience to ask a question that has been bothering me for YEARS.
 I'm not good with programming tools. I wish I were. -- Joshua Bloch
 I am not the one to fix any of this, I cannot tell you how one could do it. -- Lennart Poettering
+its like dos, but it doesnt work
+Google is evil -- David Byrne
+I wish only to learn, master. -- young Darth Sidious
+John Floren extended 9p for streaming.
+How the Plan9 developers solve problems that are not resolved by Assembly?
+I assume that there is no possibility to debug this...
+Many considered the B-29 a failure because it couldn't survive in hostile airspace without a fighter escort.
+this exact error message is in the fortunes file.
+i am not sure really if plan9 is good for my use
+Ive deleted fortune now so it doesnt confuse or distract me.