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@ -366,3 +366,6 @@ Reports of the death of Research are greatly exaggerated.
There are already courses being taught in `feminist science' and the trend is sure to continue.
Not quite.
Please file an issue.
I'm not convinced there is a "why" other than "that's what happens".
Working as intended.
Awwww. Sniff.

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@ -625,3 +625,113 @@ What do you want us to do about it?
I think you are done here.
Whoah.
because.
No, it is not.
Why?
Please supply a good justification why that is good.
End of story.
Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.
Incorrect.
Not exactly.
We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.
Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...
If you don't care, then don't talk about it.
Your voice does not count.
that is really not a useful bug report.
Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.
Things change.
Whoa.
No?
Expectation management is a bitch.
There has been a lot of discussion about this.
Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.
That is not right.
You are on your own.
That is not true.
That's nice.
not everything is perfect.
I don't like it.
We prefer creating a world that is simpler.
Are we finished here?
that is intentional.
Why not delete it?
Pick a position -- then defend it.
Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.
Pick a damn position, and declare it.
If software sucks, say so.
Who didn't solve that problem? People like you.
Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.
unfeasible!
There is no juxtaposition.
AND WHERE IS THE PONY.
It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.
You bought some plastic.
You sir, are just wastewater.
Your words are just bile.
You are way out of line with the software development community.
Your interpretations are hostile.
I could be doing far better things than making CDs.
No way.
You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.
[rest deleted]
if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better
No thanks, it does not make sense.
No, you should not.
We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
Well, openbsd is not linux.
This is likely to change, in some way.
Thanks for the feedback :-)
No, it is not.
Why?
Please supply a good justification why that is good.
End of story.
Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes.
Incorrect.
Not exactly.
We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports.
Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions...
If you don't care, then don't talk about it.
Your voice does not count.
that is really not a useful bug report.
Yeah, you sure are the cool dude.
Things change.
Whoa.
No?
Expectation management is a bitch.
There has been a lot of discussion about this.
Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you.
That is not right.
You are on your own.
That is not true.
That's nice.
not everything is perfect.
I don't like it.
We prefer creating a world that is simpler.
Are we finished here?
that is intentional.
Why not delete it?
Pick a position -- then defend it.
Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm.
Pick a damn position, and declare it.
If software sucks, say so.
Who didn't solve that problem? People like you.
Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone.
unfeasible!
There is no juxtaposition.
AND WHERE IS THE PONY.
It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either.
You bought some plastic.
You sir, are just wastewater.
Your words are just bile.
You are way out of line with the software development community.
Your interpretations are hostile.
I could be doing far better things than making CDs.
No way.
You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother.
[rest deleted]
if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better
No thanks, it does not make sense.
No, you should not.
We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
Well, openbsd is not linux.
This is likely to change, in some way.
Thanks for the feedback :-)

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@ -250,3 +250,6 @@ Nix as OS X Package Manager
[Harvey-OS/harvey] build: make it emacs friendly
[Harvey-OS/harvey] add acme back.
[Harvey-OS/harvey] Up/down keys now move cursor up/down one line
[Harvey-OS/harvey] Tar is broken (#267)
yesterday I noticed that suddenly gmail has begun to mark all the recent 9fans messages as spam.
The 9fans mailing list was down from approximately June 1 to July 25.

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@ -5228,3 +5228,8 @@ Honda Civic 9front bumper Cover
Al-Qaeda Calls For the Execution Of Bill Gates
Is Facebook eavesdropping on phone conversations?
Why Aren’t There Simple Programming Languages?
You don't always get to pick the standard.
Feds To Deploy Anti-Drone Software Near Wildfires
So why use GMail?
No -- General Chuck Yeager
Nein -- General Chuck Yeager