From b137763fe7ac6f16b18518f8acabb805183401c0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: stanley lieber Date: Fri, 9 Sep 2016 16:59:00 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] fortunes: Nein -- General Chuck Yeager --- lib/rob | 3 ++ lib/theo | 110 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ lib/troll | 3 ++ sys/games/lib/fortunes | 5 ++ 4 files changed, 121 insertions(+) diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob index 12ac859eb..4fc2b6dba 100644 --- a/lib/rob +++ b/lib/rob @@ -366,3 +366,6 @@ Reports of the death of Research are greatly exaggerated. There are already courses being taught in `feminist science' and the trend is sure to continue. Not quite. Please file an issue. +I'm not convinced there is a "why" other than "that's what happens". +Working as intended. +Awwww. Sniff. diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo index aeeead264..5f701b92f 100644 --- a/lib/theo +++ b/lib/theo @@ -625,3 +625,113 @@ What do you want us to do about it? I think you are done here. Whoah. because. +No, it is not. +Why? +Please supply a good justification why that is good. +End of story. +Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes. +Incorrect. +Not exactly. +We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports. +Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions... +If you don't care, then don't talk about it. +Your voice does not count. +that is really not a useful bug report. +Yeah, you sure are the cool dude. +Things change. +Whoa. +No? +Expectation management is a bitch. +There has been a lot of discussion about this. +Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you. +That is not right. +You are on your own. +That is not true. +That's nice. +not everything is perfect. +I don't like it. +We prefer creating a world that is simpler. +Are we finished here? +that is intentional. +Why not delete it? +Pick a position -- then defend it. +Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm. +Pick a damn position, and declare it. +If software sucks, say so. +Who didn't solve that problem? People like you. +Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone. +unfeasible! +There is no juxtaposition. +AND WHERE IS THE PONY. +It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either. +You bought some plastic. +You sir, are just wastewater. +Your words are just bile. +You are way out of line with the software development community. +Your interpretations are hostile. +I could be doing far better things than making CDs. +No way. +You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother. +[rest deleted] +if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better +No thanks, it does not make sense. +No, you should not. +We do not have magic to do this at the moment. +Well, openbsd is not linux. +This is likely to change, in some way. +Thanks for the feedback :-) +No, it is not. +Why? +Please supply a good justification why that is good. +End of story. +Everyone tires of your well articulated agenda pushes. +Incorrect. +Not exactly. +We already suffer from low quality in many bug reports. +Our function in this ecosystem definately does not include dealing with other people's bullshit decisions... +If you don't care, then don't talk about it. +Your voice does not count. +that is really not a useful bug report. +Yeah, you sure are the cool dude. +Things change. +Whoa. +No? +Expectation management is a bitch. +There has been a lot of discussion about this. +Just stop it. We are not going to listen to you. +That is not right. +You are on your own. +That is not true. +That's nice. +not everything is perfect. +I don't like it. +We prefer creating a world that is simpler. +Are we finished here? +that is intentional. +Why not delete it? +Pick a position -- then defend it. +Switch to Linux, where violations are the norm. +Pick a damn position, and declare it. +If software sucks, say so. +Who didn't solve that problem? People like you. +Around here, you come off like a dick who didn't help everyone. +unfeasible! +There is no juxtaposition. +AND WHERE IS THE PONY. +It's ok, my cats cannot read and interpret such complexities either. +You bought some plastic. +You sir, are just wastewater. +Your words are just bile. +You are way out of line with the software development community. +Your interpretations are hostile. +I could be doing far better things than making CDs. +No way. +You are more likely to get sympathy from your mother. +[rest deleted] +if you can't use the tools to study what is happening, you don't stand a chance making things better +No thanks, it does not make sense. +No, you should not. +We do not have magic to do this at the moment. +Well, openbsd is not linux. +This is likely to change, in some way. +Thanks for the feedback :-) diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll index c2ba8e586..897b47056 100644 --- a/lib/troll +++ b/lib/troll @@ -250,3 +250,6 @@ Nix as OS X Package Manager [Harvey-OS/harvey] build: make it emacs friendly [Harvey-OS/harvey] add acme back. [Harvey-OS/harvey] Up/down keys now move cursor up/down one line +[Harvey-OS/harvey] Tar is broken (#267) +yesterday I noticed that suddenly gmail has begun to mark all the recent 9fans messages as spam. +The 9fans mailing list was down from approximately June 1 to July 25. diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes index 081b5f4d1..7d421b2bb 100644 --- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes +++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes @@ -5228,3 +5228,8 @@ Honda Civic 9front bumper Cover Al-Qaeda Calls For the Execution Of Bill Gates Is Facebook eavesdropping on phone conversations? Why Aren’t There Simple Programming Languages? +You don't always get to pick the standard. +Feds To Deploy Anti-Drone Software Near Wildfires +So why use GMail? +No -- General Chuck Yeager +Nein -- General Chuck Yeager