fortunes, rob, troll: the usual

lib/rob

@@ -127,3 +127,5 @@ Write less code.
 Would a Plan 9 user please provide an accurate status report of the state of the Go port to the system?
 I wasn't asking about 9front.
 Your "why bother?" question is a good one.
+Your question is answered by the FAQ entry.
+Hip hip hooray.

lib/troll

@@ -103,3 +103,5 @@ Japan's A-bomb survivors warn against nuclear power.
 The go executable is pretty small. Usually 3M or so.
 I want to understand what the diffrence between things like slackware and plan9
 this bug was introduced with the new parallel dial implementation.
+is there any simple way to send mail in mail.Message format through net.Smtp?
+Reddit is under heavy load right now, sorry. Try again in a few minutes.

sys/games/lib/fortunes

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 5 Simple Tools That Make Email Suck Less
 Please don't text while driving. Nothing is ever that important. -- Pharrell Williams
 When I hear about Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun. -- Stephen Hawking
+<cinap_lenrek> filtering the internet is like trying to vacuum the desert
+XML types and type derivation are syntactic shorthands for what amounts to regular expressions embedded in a recursive punctuation tree.  -- Anonymous Coward
+Of course tablets mean freedom.  Sent from a vt100 terminal.  -- 20h
+everyone knows copycatting is wrong.  this is why you teach a child to speak by hitting them with a stick.  -- sl
+anytime a new dbus conf is installed you need to restart dbus daemon but this way running applications using dbus crash immediately proper way is to reload dbus configuration instead of restarting it -- Post in the Tiny Core Linux forum
+there is no feature so bad that some people won't love it.  -- aiju
+Soon Unix had the mass of Andre the Giant, the body of the Elephant Man, and the mind of a forgotten Jack Nicholson character.
+The worst strain was on Unix's mind.  Unable to assimilate all the conflicting patchworks of features it had ingested, its personality began to fragment into millions of distinct, incompatible operating systems.  People would cautiously say "good morning Unix.  And who are we today?" and it would reply "Beastie" (BSD), or "Domain", or "I'm System III, but I'll be System V tomorrow." Psychiatrists labored for years to weld together the two major poles of Unix's personality, "Beasty Boy", an inner-city youth from Berkeley, and "Belle", a southern transvestite who wanted a to be a woman.  With each attempt, the two poles would mutate, like psychotic retroviruses, leaving their union a worthless blob of protoplasm requiring constant life support to remain compatible with its parent personalities.
+Finally, unbalanced by its own cancerous growth, Unix fell into a vat of toxic radioactive wombat urine, from which it emerged, skin white and hair green.  It smelled like somebody's dead grandmother.
+<aiju> my DH key exchange is so secure, not even the other client knows the secret
+“aestheticles: n.  The little-known source of aesthetic reactions.  If your whole body feels like going into a fetal position or otherwise double over from the pain of experiencing something exceptionally ugly and inelegant, such as C++, it’s because your aestheticles got creamed.” -- Erik Naggum
+I'll often drop down to node.js if I really need to be close to the metal
+Running on 10 million lines of code that control over 100 computerized components, the Chevrolet Volt is the epitome of how cars are built on a smarter planet.  -- Promotional text for IBM's (i)Rational platform.
+"ioctl is a closet full of skeletons" -- doug
+it's a bit counterintiutive that javascript was supposed to make the web more responsive, but ended up making it slower -- DMorsing
+I’ve not seen much evidence that people love other people for sensible reasons. -- Stanley Lieber
+hell is other people's unix.  -- sartre
+hell is other people's code.  -- aiju
+The Plan 9 operating system was built over the past several years by members of the Computing Science Research Center at Bell Labs, Murray Hill, N.J., the same group that developed UNIX, C language and C++.
+Do Tech Entrepreneurs Need To Know How To Code?
+"Nooooooooooooo" -- Albert Einstein
+What command you tried to execute?
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