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+Doug McIlroy can get a 1 out of /dev/zero.
+Doug McIlroy can change file permissions using a magnet and a pin.
+Doug McIlroy can read data from /dev/null.
+Doug McIlroy can address 8 terabytes of RAM with only 32 bits.
+Doug McIlroy can handle SIGKILL.
+Doug McIlroy spawns Init.
+Doug McIlroy can hard-link across devices.
+Doug McIlroy can create 3-ended pipes.
+Doug McIlroy dreams in binary.
+Doug McIlroy eats serial ports for breakfast.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't have an Erdos number; Erdos has a  McIlroy number.
+Doug McIlroy prototyped /dev/random with a toothpick and 4  cans of baked beans.
+Doug McIlroy invented pipes.
+Doug McIlroy thinks asm is for sissies.
+Doug McIlroy invented diff to win a bet.
+Doug McIlroy can read unbound variables.
+Doug McIlroy can disprove tautologies.
+Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each  other.
+Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector;  they pick up their OWN garbage.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call  Doug McIlroy.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory.  He  uses his bare hands.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it  fixes the problem.
+Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the  keyboard.  The result is called "Unix."
+Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but  didn't qualify.  No one has.
+In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
+Doug McIlroy supervises the hypervisor.
+Doug McIlroy understands the internals of a hidden Markov model.
+Doug McIlroy patented macros.
+At Bell Labs, computers regularly crashed in fear when Doug McIlroy entered the room.