56 lines
1.2 KiB
Bash
Executable file
56 lines
1.2 KiB
Bash
Executable file
#!/bin/rc
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if(~ $#1 0)
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file=/lib/bullshit
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if not
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file=$1
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awk '
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function min(a, b){
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if(a > b)
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return b
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else
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return a
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}
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function suffix(){
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if(hassuffix = (rand() < 0.2))
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return suffixes[int(rand() * nsuffix)]
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return ""
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}
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$2 == "*" { protocol[nprotocol++] = $1; next }
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$2 == "$" { end[nend++] = $1; next }
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$2 == "%" { suffixes[nsuffix++] = $1; next }
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$2 == "^" { start[nstart++] = $1; next }
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$2 == "|" { noend[nword] = 1 }
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{ word[nword++] = $1; next }
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END {
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srand()
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last = -1
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out = 0
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total = int(rand() * 7) + 3
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n = int(rand() * min(total - out, 3))
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for(i = 0; i < n; i++)
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printf "%s ", start[int(rand() * nstart)]
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out += n
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hassuffix = 0
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n = int(rand() * min(total - out, 3))
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for(i = 0; i < n; i++)
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printf "%s%s ", word[last = int(rand() * nword)], suffix()
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out += n
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if(rand() > 0.5){
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n = int(rand() * 3)
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for(i = 0; i < n; i++)
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printf "%s %s", protocol[int(rand() * nprotocol)], (i != n-1) ? "over " : ""
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out += n
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last = -1
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hassuffix = 0
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}
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n = int(rand() * min(total - out, 3))
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if(out + n == 1 || last == -1)
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n += 2
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for(i = 0; i < n; i++)
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printf "%s%s ", word[last = int(rand() * nword)], suffix()
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if(rand() < 0.1 || (last >= 0 && noend[last]) || hassuffix)
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printf "%s ", end[int(rand() * nend)]
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print ""
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}
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' $file
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