fortunes: add support for yaml, xml

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stanley lieber 2011-07-08 13:32:22 -05:00
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Ruby. Take nicely formatted Python and vomit all over it with random characters. -- The Angry Developer
cat-v.org? What was that website that attacked gentoo? It was named after a compiler flag. -- some /g/tard
<kfx> c++ programmers wouldn't know an integer if it was wedged inside them
(#go-nuts) <ww> ACTION wishes LaTeX were more like Go
The world's a hell. What does it matter what happens in it? -- Uncle Charlie
The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows, husbands, dead, husbands who've spent their lives making fortunes, working and working. And then they die and leave their money to their wives, their silly wives. And what do the wives do, these useless women? You see them in the hotels, the best hotels, every day by the thousands, drinking the money, eating the money, losing the money at bridge, playing all day and all night, smelling of money, proud of their jewelry but of nothing else, horrible, faded, fat, greedy women... Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old? -- Uncle Charlie
I never make up anything. I get everything from my books. They're all true. ­- Ann Newton
I'm trying to keep my mind free of things that don't matter. ­- Ann Newton
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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
<aiju> 9front will have resource spoons
<maht> my worst problem holistic: I'm forced into using PHP to build XML to post items from MySQL to eBay's. The sum of the parts is sqrt(-1)
<laochailan> googling "OOP in ANSI C" is the best recipe for a sleep full of horrible nightmares
<flags> aiju, why use sed when I can make it a thousand times more complicated in Python
<crazy2be> [XMPP] should use YAML inside their xml tags, make it easier to read
<anschelsc> So, I've read about how horrible html and its descendants are <sl> anschelsc: computers are horrible, do you have a solution for that?
<kfx> writing the documentation in aramaic and printing it on the backs of live wolverines is better than docbook
<aiju> ah, philosophy has a use <aiju> i'm using the thick nietzsche book from preventing the window to fall shut, i should have bought the kant one, would be better
<aiju> XML at least enforces some structure, YAML is just bashing your head to the keyboard and let the YAML parser figure out the rest