diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index f75d79435..018f28eb4 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -112,3 +112,4 @@ Subject: [go-nuts] Re: php eval equivalent in go
 [go-nuts] Why is this binary so large?
 did anyone at iwp9 give an update about osprey? anyone ask when it'll be available?
 just run linux -- aiju
+I'm fairly new to plan9, and am having trouble ssh'ing to my mac.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 8972ca334..9695c1dde 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4794,3 +4794,7 @@ Vim Training Class 4 - Customizing and Extending Vim
 		_exits("damn");
 My curtain automation is very loud. -- jwz
 (#plan9) puddingpimp → computer terminals sit on desktops, desktops don't sit on computer terminals
+/* WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS WORK??????? */
+I don't want Javascript promises
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+MIT OpenCourseware >> Electrical Engineering and Computer Science >> Introduction to Electrical Engineering and Computer Science I >> Python Tutorial