diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 56fdc0f10..ce2342786 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -239,3 +239,5 @@ I don't want ordinary users to be making choices about "how much debug info is e
 Thanks for letting us know.
 This doesn't seem worthwhile.
 It only works when we're in the process of preparing a release.
+Yes, and we need to fix that.
+Sorry, but no.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index b8135db13..71f063595 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -855,3 +855,13 @@ It is pretty obvious you are only thinking of yourself, so you should go create
 But we don't need to put up with your demands.
 Adjust your attitude user
 I believe this conversation is over, because you have no credibility.
+Oh are you just talking?
+Inventing crazy shit is pointless.
+Lots of misunderstandings in there.
+Mitigations should be as cheap as possible to satisfy the goal.
+Then it is probably over your head. Not much I can do about that.
+That interpretation is wrong.
+Don't change my words.
+It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before you think.
+You have a self-entitlement issue.
+IF YOU ARE A GIGANTIC SLOPPY FAT PIG YOU SURE DO
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 70d67b34c..70adb1ce1 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -5238,3 +5238,4 @@ Angular uses the term "scope" in a manner akin to the fundamentals of computer s
 If you’re new to React (or frontend in general) you may find the ecosystem confusing.
 There are a lot of alternatives out there, and you’ll be tempted to evaluate lots of them, but my advice is to just stick with the most popular one.
 does that me a dipshit
+Subject: [oss-security] nvi denial of service