diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 7d5f51445..e5cea65c2 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -120,3 +120,7 @@ I'm a radical here, but I think if a machine is paging, you've lost.
 So again, why?
 I guess I'm dim.
 In the good old days, copyright notices meant something.
+ouch
+It doesn't matter what the bug is, someone will depend on it.
+We're still working on it.
+Write less code.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index c5abb4e76..0b029ff53 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -58,3 +58,6 @@ You think Windows runs in polynomial time?
 Also, backups are good.
 if you want something in particular, you could always port it.
 Suppose you subscribe to the Kernighan & Plauger thesis that programs should be clear.
+NOT LGTM
+Even if we'd made a horrible mistake, though, we cannot change it now as that would break the compatibility promise we have made with Go 1.
+Your source is mistaken.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index e361e7cb2..0a4e49ae4 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -98,3 +98,6 @@ Who is big troll/trouble maker really?
 i notice that there is now conflict b/w nix and plan 9 syscall numbering.
 [9fans] drawterm on osx lion?
 Is Pike an ancient old queen, or am I missing something?
+Japan's A-bomb survivors warn against nuclear power.
+(#cat-v) aiju → stop being so hostile
+The go executable is pretty small. Usually 3M or so.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 05dc527b6..476aad9f3 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4710,3 +4710,13 @@ Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote their ow
 Yesterday I gofixed some third-party packages without even reading their code and without waiting for the authors to update them.
 Tom Duff of Lucasfilm, Ltd. has been porting UNIX to the PERQ.
 HTML5 Splits Into Two Standards
+This is our last warning that we detected irregular activity on your Internet Banking Account.
+Why is there no comp.lang.go on usenet?
+Scrum/Agile Now Used To Manage Non-Tech Projects
+We've been acquired!
+(#cat-v) khm → ask pinterest these questions
+(#cat-v) martian67 → systemd really dosent seem _that_ horrible
+so far nothing's gone right today!
+Firefox is pretty stable, and it does everything I think I need.
+If that isn't progress, I don't know what is.
+I'm in prison, so it doesn't matter if it's not C.