fortunes: Feature requests will be ignored.

lib/rob

@@ -286,3 +286,14 @@ At MIT the server is the unit of invention.
 Nothing is wrong here.
 Да!
 Noted.
+нет.
+THIS OPUS LACKS PERSPICACITY
+THIS INCHOATE EMISSION DOES NOT ADUMBRATE CONSUMMATION
+OK I'll stop now.
+Russ is prepping some words about what's happening.
+I will fix.
+Feature requests will be ignored.
+I would call that a bug.
+Feel free to file an issue.
+I really dislike knobs in APIs.
+???

lib/rsc

@@ -166,3 +166,11 @@ Yes, it is intentional.
 No, please do NOT do this.
 Why does http://build.golang.org/perf say 'Error: no commits'?
 You're designing a tool. Stop.
+Let's start with a wiki page.
+This is almost certainly noise.
+It's done; move on.
+Thanks but no thanks.
+I filed the bug that change fixed.
+I will fix this.
+It sounds reasonable to me.
+Thanks for your patience.

lib/theo

@@ -466,3 +466,21 @@ What a waste of words.
 Please people stop mailing me privately and asking.
 Wait and see.
 In general, you underestimate the effort involved.
+Well, I don't think the world will fall over as a result.
+NOT....
+I think this entire conversation is ridiculous, right from the start.
+I do not agree with those assessments.
+In that case, what's the fuss?
+Well....
+I disagree on all those points.
+Completely wrong, and I have no no idea where you got that from!
+Read the man page again!
+You are scaring me.
+I believe something is not being understood here.
+I don't normally do this.
+Well sorry.
+I don't see any reason.
+Oh something is broken?
+Please show your work.
+Let's get serious and personal here for a second.  In other aspects of life, do you behave the same?
+That is kind of crazy, isn't it.

lib/troll

@@ -205,3 +205,5 @@ When I type "9fs sources" I get a timeout. Is there another way to search for Pl
 one of the first go programs was a primitive lisp
 On an OSX 10.9.5 host I run Bell Labs Plan 9 in Virtualbox.
 Subject: [golang-dev] godoc down
+sorry for lurking…but what do you mean search 9fans/internet/source? Where do I find that?
+Subject: Re: [9fans] fossil+venti performance question

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5131,3 +5131,8 @@ tomorrow is going to be the day everything changes
 Carnegie-Mellon University mistakenly sent 800 acceptances for its Master of Science in Computer Science program.
 I have returned to Linux because of this problem.
 TED, day 1: I want to believe -- WIRED magazine
+Can I help translate TEDx Talks if I only speak English?
+In a 1984 version of Unix, things started heating up, and 'true' grew to 276 bytes. The contents were now a boilerplate AT&T copyright notice claiming intellectual ownership of the otherwise still empty file.
+everyone move to github, so I did too
+I have an idea for an encryption scheme and I want to know what you guys think of it.
+Are the O'Reilly X books worth hanging onto?