From 39c566ce450f57716fc323f766b3ba683c0b4af0 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: stanley lieber <stanley.lieber@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2012 10:25:11 -0600
Subject: [PATCH 1/2] /rc/bin/nietzsche: +x; /lib/theo, /lib/troll,
 /sys/games/lib/fortunes: more

---
 lib/theo               | 1 +
 lib/troll              | 1 +
 rc/bin/nietzsche       | 0
 sys/games/lib/fortunes | 1 +
 4 files changed, 3 insertions(+)
 mode change 100644 => 100755 rc/bin/nietzsche

diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index c901bf520..e39011fc4 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -188,3 +188,4 @@ There is no point in testing a diff which is wrong.
 Are you a troll?
 can you not read the prompt?
 you could try "make me sandwitch" and have the same effect.
+No, I am advocating that you TAKE CARE OF YOUR OWN PROBLEMS YOURSELF.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index ec876251f..46fe0c240 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -73,3 +73,4 @@ For those using 9vx on OSX: it's really easy to set up your local drive to suppo
 I bet you're a ranting Friedmanite like the rest of the 9front faggots.
 I'm going to port Haskell to 9front.
 VON NIX KOMMT NIX
+OT: how do 9fans backup their Mac(book)?
diff --git a/rc/bin/nietzsche b/rc/bin/nietzsche
old mode 100644
new mode 100755
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 64633b34e..f2937f805 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4655,3 +4655,4 @@ please, grow up! -- Skip Travakkolian
 <aiju> we need objectivism oriented programming!
 <cinap_lenrek> ports are the economic engine for the elite <cinap_lenrek> occupy port 80!
 CTC is a Java application that is installed in two locations.
+(#cat-v) <aiju> i don't care whether it's crap because of the hegelian dialectics they used to construct it

From d2be770c7ea52a85f801211939f6d93415eebe30 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Kurt H Maier <khm@intma.in>
Date: Thu, 8 Mar 2012 16:38:47 -0500
Subject: [PATCH 2/2] feminization

---
 rc/bin/feminize | 3 +++
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+)
 create mode 100755 rc/bin/feminize

diff --git a/rc/bin/feminize b/rc/bin/feminize
new file mode 100755
index 000000000..a7fa27415
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rc/bin/feminize
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/rc
+
+exec sed 's/ [a-z][aeiou]n/ man/; s/ .*em/ fem/; s/ .[ei][a-z]e/ she/; s/ [aeiou][nm]/ fem/;'