diff --git a/rc/bin/florenate b/rc/bin/florenate
new file mode 100755
index 000000000..81cc0a1f3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/rc/bin/florenate
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+#!/bin/rc
+words='shit|fuck|damn|bullshit'
+caps=`{echo $words | tr a-z A-Z}
+{
+	if(~ $1 -n){
+		shift 1
+		grep -h -i $words $*
+	}
+	if not
+		cat $*
+} | sed 's/'^$words^'/john floren/g; s/'^$caps^'/JOHN FLOREN/g'