fortunes: If you get this, delete it. - Sorry! -- Tim Berners-Lee, www-talk, Mon, 28 Oct 91 14:34:12 GMT+0100

lib/rob

@@ -325,3 +325,12 @@ I think this would be a mistake.
 Go's interfaces were designed to solve particular problems.
 Go is not the product of a Whiggish development process.
 complexity is multiplicative
+i always intended to fix the problem; i never saw how.
+apologies.
+The choice cannot be explained, only understood.
+Indeed.
+i see no bug here.
+I support the idea of unrecorded talks.
+We do not accept patches
+Syntax highlighting is juvenile.
+Working as designed.

lib/rsc

@@ -196,3 +196,12 @@ Do you have evidence that this is important and that your change would help?
 We're still struggling with this. My apologies.
 All the CLs are reviewed, right?
 Let's move on.
+Sorry, but it's too late.
+If I had more free time I would port C++ and Java to Plan 9 just to annoy you.
+Honestly, it looks like a compiler bug.
+I do understand that many people are confused.
+Let's write tutorials and improve diagnostics.
+Thank you for writing a 3rd party tool.
+It's true that there are no plans yet, but I think it's also true that we need to start planning.
+Yes, that's confusing.
+Please do not spend time on this.

lib/theo

@@ -503,3 +503,22 @@ you have confused yourself.
 Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.
 You've been smoking something really mind altering, and I think you should share it.
 You've seen something on the shelf, and it has all sorts of pretty colurs, and you've bought it.
+Feeling a lot of dejavu here.
+People should be careful what they ask for
+Aww come on, you had us going until then.
+I think I hear of someone doing this about every 10 years.
+I made none of the claims you are composing.
+That makes no sense.
+Cannot.
+Your process here is really strange.
+How bizzare.
+This conversation is going far too meta.
+What's the goal.
+You have a diff?
+What you are trying to do is insane, wrong, and entirely unsupported.
+SERIOUSLY??
+If you turn the forums you frequent into your help desk, you are taking away their ability to focus on delivering you the software you use.
+There are too few of us, we cannot take on every problem.
+Everyone, please ignore these trolls who are cross-posting.
+Essentially, you are on your own. :-)
+I am not so sure.

lib/troll

@@ -224,3 +224,8 @@ How do I submit a patch?  I see forks on github, but no one merging back to 9fan
 is there someone else interested in write a git tool for plan 9 ?
 Subject: [golang-dev] vendoring the stdlib
 [9fans] FUSE on Plan9
+[9fans] The 9legacy website looks bad on a mobile phone
+[harvey] How to run fossil
+[harvey-commits] [PATCH 2/2] Compile Harvey in C11 mode.
+[harvey] we need to bring sam back
+[harvey] booting a disk

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5189,3 +5189,11 @@ No. -- Dave Sim
 Now I'm heading a project that uses a RoR application to control a large series of sensors and controls in a manufacturing process.
 I can't read it because Google thinks I'm a robot and won't perform the search for me.
 Seibel: For you, what about the relation between research and actually programming?  Peyton Jones: Oh, they interact a lot.
+Forcing the user to use the mouse is poor design, IMO. -- Byron Rakitzis
+Please help, I don't want to have to go back to vi... :-(
+I've never liked st. -- Ted Unangst
+It would be a cute trick to set up some sort of temporary compiler environment within Harvey so you can build programs from within Harvey (makes the testing feedback loop quicker). -- John Floren
+[openbsd-tech] pledge for tetris
+I did take a look at rewriting the CoC in Basic English and found it way too restrictive. -- Andrew Gerrand
+[#OpenBSD] Carefully explaining your problem is half the solution.
+If you get this, delete it. - Sorry! -- Tim Berners-Lee, www-talk, Mon, 28 Oct 91 14:34:12 GMT+0100