diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
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@@ -4562,3 +4562,5 @@ anyone who uses the terminal in linux is pretty stupid considering that most of
 <kfx> you guys are surely cynical, but neither of you worked for the United States Government as long as I did
 <sl> the government is best suited to manage nuclear weapons because they could not possibly successfully conduct a nuclear war.
 (#plan9) <dpic> aiju: why does everyone hate 9front?
+No. -- Theo de Raadt
+No. -- Rob Pike