diff --git a/lib/greg b/lib/greg
index 15c3559b3..5ee30f398 100644
--- a/lib/greg
+++ b/lib/greg
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+it's all greg's fault
 ken scheduled it
 ken has left the building
 jmk added reentrancy for threads
@@ -11,3 +12,12 @@ cosmic radiation
 government regulation
 did you try turning it on and off again?
 PC LOAD LETTER
+you are not expected to understand this
+humidity fluctuations
+failure of vision
+high blood pressure
+terminal cancer
+rc: null list in concatenation
+rob made me do it
+ken hasn't implemented datakit
+do you hate disabled people?