diff --git a/lib/greg b/lib/greg
index 15c3559b3..cd3b07521 100644
--- a/lib/greg
+++ b/lib/greg
@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+it's all greg's fault
+rob made me do it
+ken hasn't implemented datakit
 ken scheduled it
 ken has left the building
 jmk added reentrancy for threads