diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 4fc2b6dba..b02080655 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -369,3 +369,4 @@ Please file an issue.
 I'm not convinced there is a "why" other than "that's what happens".
 Working as intended.
 Awwww. Sniff.
+The operation is not to copy but to snarf. It's called snarf because snarf is what it does. There is no design document.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 5f701b92f..56945dada 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -735,3 +735,33 @@ We do not have magic to do this at the moment.
 Well, openbsd is not linux.
 This is likely to change, in some way.
 Thanks for the feedback :-)
+you will only receive crocodile tears from me.
+Well perhaps you should just leave if you don't like the truth?
+It is all about your actions.
+Survival in the universe requires more than copy-and-paste.
+Summary: The OP has a learning disability.
+Frankly, who cares?
+Get off my computer kidz.
+That stands against my principles.
+Take a chill pill, or participate in improving it, or wait your turn.
+When things go wrong, we contain their influence.
+sorry to hear you don't understand
+this is not really a forum to attempt education
+Look -- did you read the manual page?
+It seems you did all that, but didn't read the manual pages.
+Not all errata are for security.
+Undeducated *check* opinioned *check*
+There is no way to forgive people who intentionally step in the shit.
+It sounds as if you don't understand what happens.
+So what is learned here?
+I don't have an answer.
+Let me get this straight.
+I see your character...
+You can do whatever you want.
+That is completely insane.
+That's the kind of comment that leads me to take bug reports less seriously in the future...
+Crazy.
+Please.
+I really doubt the drama of this.
+whatever
+Look.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 7d421b2bb..fc74317e2 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -5233,3 +5233,7 @@ Feds To Deploy Anti-Drone Software Near Wildfires
 So why use GMail?
 No -- General Chuck Yeager
 Nein -- General Chuck Yeager
+Try changing the object index.html into a file. -- Jules Merit
+Angular uses the term "scope" in a manner akin to the fundamentals of computer science.
+If you’re new to React (or frontend in general) you may find the ecosystem confusing.
+There are a lot of alternatives out there, and you’ll be tempted to evaluate lots of them, but my advice is to just stick with the most popular one.