diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index d4c0c6fa1..a9b16b5e4 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -129,3 +129,5 @@ I wasn't asking about 9front.
 Your "why bother?" question is a good one.
 Your question is answered by the FAQ entry.
 Hip hip hooray.
+Go gets mocked a lot.
+I am done here.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 0b029ff53..52d4edc1c 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -61,3 +61,7 @@ Suppose you subscribe to the Kernighan & Plauger thesis that programs should be
 NOT LGTM
 Even if we'd made a horrible mistake, though, we cannot change it now as that would break the compatibility promise we have made with Go 1.
 Your source is mistaken.
+This sounds like an intriguing and fun way to structure a program.
+Chording works too: or example, copy is hold down mouse button, highlight, type option, type command, let go of mouse button.
+Very nice.
+looks fine.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index e9327bda0..82b08bcbf 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4755,3 +4755,11 @@ Do Tech Entrepreneurs Need To Know How To Code?
 What command you tried to execute?
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 The word "voluntary," as used in Flora and in IRS publications, refers to our system of allowing taxpayers to determine the correct amount of tax and complete the appropriate returns, rather than have the government determine tax for them.
+Who else is using Ruby/Rails for their frontend? Oh, just Twitter, LivingSocial, Groupon, Heroku, EngingeYard, Github, Square, Zendesk, Shopify, Yammer, Braintree, Boundary, Stripe, Parse, Simple, and of course let's not forget 37signals.
+m(
+THERE IS A MISSION-CRITICAL NEED FOR CYBER-WARRIORS
+Berkeley sockets. By integrating sockets with the Unix operating system's file descriptors, it became almost as easy to read and write data across a network as it was to access a disk.
+The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell
+Python, music, sports, gaming and philosophy.
+-rwxr-xr-x  1  1000    1000       0 Aug  6  1983 true
+The UNIX shell gave up the Multics idea of a search path and looked for program names that weren't file names in just one place, /bin.