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@ -4437,3 +4437,14 @@ Plan 9 software has more contradicting versions than the bible -- aiju
<cinap_lenrek> troff is the assembly language of text setting, lots of newlines
<martian67> and what exactly is A :)
<aiju> the last time someone tried to unify europe he killed himself after his dog died
<martian67> well that depends on your definition of earliest i guess
Solaris is always different from everything else, almost by definition. Being stuck using Solaris makes being stuck using Linux look like a birthday party. -- Russ Cox
<cinap_lenrek> throw a cat on a keyboard... and you will see characters you'v never seen! <uriel> cinap_lenrek: with a cat on the keyboard you will see colored blinking text on a rio terminal
< anth_x> when i did trade shows, i had a copy of the X11 manual, volume 0, and a copy of the various draw man pages. it was a good illustration. <aiju> photoshop a hypothetical book containing all X11 source code, and compare it to the earth-moon distanec
BDD is a second-generation, outside-in, pull-based, multiple-stakeholder, multiple-scale, high-automation, agile methodology. It describes a cycle of interactions with well-defined outputs, resulting in the delivery of working, tested software that matters.
There's nothing wrong with shooting, just as long as the right people get shot. -- Harry Callahan
<maht> so 9fans is like war poetry from the trenches of world war 1
thank christ they don't 'design' knives -- Boyd
Ekke, Ekke, Ekke, Ekke, Ptang, Zoo boing!
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4 maybe 5 hours. That's what using a Mac OS X is like. -- anonymous
<martian67> well that depends on your definition of earliest i guess