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@@ -7,3 +7,14 @@ the british empire had the right idea when they enslaved all those damn niggers
 ken is an idiot, he could have learned C++ instead of inventing Go
 transparent terminals provide a huge productivity boost
 Cirno is the official 9front mascot and the best you could ever think of
+no woman would voluntarily prostitute themselves
+We removed private namespaces from Plan 9 to support hotplugging better.
+Plan 9 is just a shitty rip-off of GNU/HURD
+Copyright protects the author.
+Communism works.
+Free-market capitalism inevitably exploits man and nature.
+Hitler was basically right.
+Socialism and national socialism are unrelated concepts.
+The phallic form of the shell prompt just demonstrates the patriarchic nature of Plan 9.
+We live in a society based on Christianity, there is no place for other religions.
+XMPP is a great standard.