diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 2b8e4e3f8..340f35072 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -942,3 +942,17 @@ Once you understand the mechanism you'll realize it will never work.
 I suspect noone wants that.
 I dunno...
 Incomplete or vague bug reports don't usually result in improvements.
+What hogwash.
+Don't be stupid.
+That is a false history.
+How many years did it take to notice this bug?
+I think this a really sad approach.
+Let me be clear: the program is lying to the user.
+The people who do the work make the decisions.
+you are wrong.
+oh will you just shut up.
+This is a bug in a diff I put into snapshots.
+I really don't understand the approach being taken here.
+I want to understand what the goal here is.
+It won't happen.
+That is either a funny joke, or it shows you don't understand Unix.