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@ -199,3 +199,13 @@ Why not just use a URL shortener?
Remember this? Remember this?
three programmers go into a bar. the sam user is there because he's finished the day's work and wants to relax. the vi user is there because he's going to be working all night and needs a break. the emacs user is there because there's nothing else he can do: both his hands are in splints because of carpal tunnel syndrome. three programmers go into a bar. the sam user is there because he's finished the day's work and wants to relax. the vi user is there because he's going to be working all night and needs a break. the emacs user is there because there's nothing else he can do: both his hands are in splints because of carpal tunnel syndrome.
Oh yeah, great: eye tracking and mind reading. Oh yeah, great: eye tracking and mind reading.
Certainly not.
It's a terrible idea.
First, check your errors.
I second that!
Ha ha.
Let the machine do the work.
I'm not going back in there.
Advertisers.
I'm not used to success.
Not needed.

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I replied on golang-nuts. I replied on golang-nuts.
There is no issue here. There is no issue here.
I'm not sure if this distinction is a valid one. I'm not sure if this distinction is a valid one.
I'd rather not.
Oops.
Not that I have any real definitive answer, but I can hazard a guess...
That makes sense.

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@ -348,3 +348,14 @@ who said that?
why are you asking me? why are you asking me?
Then I guess you are just stupid. Then I guess you are just stupid.
Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin. Since you don't supply diffs, you are a waste of skin.
Huh? You've understood incorrectly.
This approach is simplestic and wrong.
This is not a conversation about your IPv6 connection.
What problem are you trying to solve?
Wow, what chatter.
I don't understand society is producing a generation of people incapable of self-help.
There are people who do that.
Shrug.
Chill dude.
It is crap.
Oh good god.

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@ -151,3 +151,10 @@ I’m experimenting with plan9 on a raspberry pi
Subject: Setting the $venti variable in .bashrc Subject: Setting the $venti variable in .bashrc
I can limp along without the internals, but life's too unpleasant without something like acme. I can limp along without the internals, but life's too unpleasant without something like acme.
I want to from the /r/golang community to share some experience about using Acme and why it's popular in the golang people. I want to from the /r/golang community to share some experience about using Acme and why it's popular in the golang people.
Does someone have vt100 terminal emulator on plan9?
Why is Go a big deal?
I started using Go professionally over a year ago, and since then almost exclusively, and I've never felt any happier than before when it comes to programming. As silly as that may sound, I explicitly mention that because I struggled with episodes of major depression for years (probably even a decade without an official diagnosis), and the simplicity takes away a lot of day-to-day frustration out of my job.
Subject: [9fans] Need help setting up MacPro to prepare ps files for printing on HP PCL 3 printer (HP 6480)
I don't care if it's 3 meg or 300 meg, compared to the size of my hard drive. -- Brad Fitzgerald, on golang binary size
Did you know that more than 80 percent of the time when a gun is fired in the U.S., no one calls 911?
Subject: acme not opening urls

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@ -5020,3 +5020,16 @@ PART (ghi) #cat-v "thank you all for today help. The cat-v community is really
Lightly tested, works. Lightly tested, works.
Subject: WIP: Enable readline in PHP Subject: WIP: Enable readline in PHP
This is coming from someone who built an OpenDocument generator in bash that's still in use at IBM today. This is coming from someone who built an OpenDocument generator in bash that's still in use at IBM today.
Subject: ksh (vi mode)
The need for standardization arose because enterprises using computers wanted to be able to develop programs that could be used on the computer systems of different manufacturers without reimplementing the programs.
The POSIX specifications for Unix-like operating system environments originally consisted of a single document for the core programming interface, but eventually grew to 19 separate documents (for example, POSIX.1, POSIX.2 etc.)
Currently, vim also loads faster than Emacs.
You fall in love with one model of Mac and convince yourself what a great computer you have, and half a year later it's obsolete and uncertain to work with the niftiest apps of the future. -- Steve Wozniak
In other words, rfc822 is optional.
My email is screwed since I lost permission to use ETHO.
While GE wanted to develop Multics to "strengthen its product line," MIT wanted Multics "to advance the state of art" of computing, and Bell Labs' purpose was to have a good environment for our people to work in."
Tague was familiar with UNIX and its capabilities and tells the variety of reasons ranging from inadequate file systems, to inadequate performance, to poor user interface that he recommended the initial adoption of UNIX to start the work.
with enough eyeballs all jokes are shallow
People don't even know how to argue on the Internet anymore. -- Aram
Additional links: Bjarne Stroustrup's opinion
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