diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 512c962f4..b50f723b0 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -224,3 +224,5 @@ c++ is a pile of crap.
 You have this very wrong.
 Your code is completely wrong.
 No way.
+None of that matters here.
+I am not directing you.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 9bdc0ad1f..2a8bb01d1 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4811,3 +4811,10 @@ hjfs: ending
 If it’s done right this is not wrong. -- 20h
 Just today I found out that the Chrome JS editor can ‘hot-swap’ your code.
 A programming language, even with its libraries, is not enough, nor is it always the right place to solve all the problems of the network.
+what am I doing wrong?
+Hacker News was down all last night. The problem was not due to the new server. In fact the cause was embarrassingly stupid.
+< sl> when something is illegal in the u.s. that just means it is more expensive
+Subject: [TUHS] opensolaris.org will be close soon
+Animals writing JavaScript
+He wasn't asking about plan9port.
+LUCENT WINS CUSTOMER FOR INFERNO