diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 23816c6e8..c361d6a61 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -73,3 +73,4 @@ Test?
 sure
 NOT LGTM sorry
 i lost the ability to use rio a few years ago when they moved wireless configuration into the gnome window manager, making it impossible to have rio and a network connection at the same time.
+I think we all just use Chrome or Firefox or whatever.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 7d1da34c4..efae57f04 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -229,3 +229,4 @@ I am not directing you.
 Wow.  You sure do set the bar low.
 The rest of what you are yapping about does not matter.
 Do you think we care?
+God bless the people who employ you, they need the blessing.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index d3c6de57f..f2f88e395 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -4889,3 +4889,9 @@ As always, do not blindly enter commands you do not understand into your compute
 When Will Architects Speak Up for Women’s Rights?
 So much for capitalism being the great "driver" of the economy.
 For each droplet of ink the printer creates a fairly strong spike of electrical energy, and these spikes provide a signature specific to each printer model.
+Don't shoot me, I have no idea whether that's a good idea or not!
+I can remember several incidents when I did not represent Christ appropriately
+Perhaps after the election, the economy will pick up and we'll all have more time to devote. -- Geoff Collyer
+(#cat-v) BurnZeZ → Turtles all the way up
+There are no patents on this option.
+This is a form of Homomorphic Encryption that might actually scale, given the right cloud backend.