diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index 50fb7838b..c9aa1ec34 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -209,3 +209,8 @@ I'm not going back in there.
 Advertisers.
 I'm not used to success.
 Not needed.
+2106 is a long time from now.
+Why does this matter?
+Does anyone know of a version of sam for Windows that will run on 64-bit installations?
+Great, thanks.
+I used to be a physicist.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 2c6d95a9e..ab3c98ba0 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -116,3 +116,8 @@ I'd rather not.
 Oops.
 Not that I have any real definitive answer, but I can hazard a guess...
 That makes sense.
+I don't remember seeing that happen ever before.
+i don't look at build failures at all anymore because they are all false positives.
+Grumble grumble.
+I don't remember the last time I saw a sam-fans message.
+I'll fix it.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 191ddcfed..99e6094fb 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -359,3 +359,14 @@ Shrug.
 Chill dude.
 It is crap.
 Oh good god.
+I don't know you, maybe I am misinterpreting you.
+Wow, don't know where you got that from.
+You persist in reading too much into things.
+So this is a great way to lose focus.
+You can figure out what I'm not saying on this line.
+I think this is a trap.
+That is an interesting claim.
+ANSWER THE QUESTION.
+I am not playing any games.  Let's look at the facts.
+I haven't even read this.
+I don't care.
diff --git a/lib/troll b/lib/troll
index 0f844cb4e..01cd37ad7 100644
--- a/lib/troll
+++ b/lib/troll
@@ -158,3 +158,7 @@ Subject: [9fans] Need help setting up MacPro to prepare ps files for printing on
 I don't care if it's 3 meg or 300 meg, compared to the size of my hard drive. -- Brad Fitzgerald, on golang binary size
 Did you know that more than 80 percent of the time when a gun is fired in the U.S., no one calls 911?
 Subject: acme not opening urls
+To keep the ball rolling, let me suggest that we drop the requirement that Plan 9 be self-contained as a measure to make some progress with existing expertise.
+Plan 9 does not (yet?) contain sufficient tools to be self-sustaining.
+Has anyone else had trouble getting recent plan9.iso’s to boot?
+This year I'll continue to work on the Dart implementation of dis interpreter.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index c935bcbd8..e23c77e9f 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -5033,3 +5033,11 @@ with enough eyeballs all jokes are shallow
 People don't even know how to argue on the Internet anymore. -- Aram
 Additional links: Bjarne Stroustrup's opinion
 14:37 -!- kfx was kicked from #suckless by __20h__ [kfx]
+technology doesn't solve human communiction problems. -- Erik Quanstrom
+i believe any successful Plan 9 distro will need to provide some transparency in the change review process. -- Skip Tavakkolian
+FBI Director James B. Comey said Monday that if the FBI hopes to continue to keep pace with cyber criminals, the organization may have to loosen up its no-tolerance policy for hiring those who like to smoke marijuana.
+Gnu was always taken as a compliment. -- Doug McIlroy
+We are programmers, not lawyers. -- Aram
+The urine collection device also was rebuilt to eliminate leakage.[30]
+That's Rob Pike. I remember when he came to Bell Labs, we even shared an office for three months. -- Bjarne Stroustrup
+It's tricky when you're marketing a language. -- Niko Matsakis