fortunes: more cat-v, einstein, bujinkan

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@ -4569,3 +4569,22 @@ Bite my shiny metal ass. -- Rob Pike
I hear that C++0x is a substantially upgraded language. -- Rob Pike
I prefer deskside computers over laptops because they're much harder to throw in frustration when dealing with incompetent web sites. -- Rob Pike
iOS4.3 lets you decide whether the side switch is mute or rotate lock. Operating system innovations never cease. -- Rob Pike
Nobody wants to say how this works. Maybe nobody knows ... -- - xorg.conf(5) manual page
<EthanG> if your command needs an info page, it has a more urgent need to be buried and forgoten
<cinap_lenrek> staring at catclock -> being artist 24h a day!
craftd keeps modern UNIX daemon philosophy in mind. This includes best practice like async polling I/O, multi-threading, and use of high quality libraries whenever possible.
<aiju> i only use high quality organic libraries from local farmers
<sl> this discussion causes autism.
<sl> autism rates increase in tandem with tax rates.
<quintile> if your kids aren't narcissists then there is probably somthing wrong with them.
<aiju> RoR lacks support for self-signing-oriented NoSQL-based XML over YAML shader-based metadata-oriented solution
<aiju> programming is serious business, no place for hippie lovefests
The telephone, like the telegraph, post office and the railroad, is only upon extraordinary occasions used or needed by the poor. It is demanded, and daily
depended upon, and should be liberally paid for by the capitalist, mercantile, and manufacturing classes. -- Charles Fay commenting on Bell's telephone charges in 1887
<kfx> I approve of 9front's method of handling bug reports: bug is filed -> attempting to view bug crashes google server -> SUCCESS
<aiju> Masturbation has many applications, e.g. aerodynamics or quantum theory.
<__20h__> The only reason for me to learn French was to be able to order beer in the western provinces.
<__20h__> [when we invade France] we will first teach all of you German and the German mindset. The first concept we will introduce is called >>work<<.
<landley> My general theory is that anything directly involved with the gnu project is run by crazy politicians who only do software as a sideline to their religious advocacy work.
Compound interest is one of the most powerful forces in the universe. -- Albert Einstein
From his instructor he inherited the position of soke (headmaster) of nine ryu (schools of martial arts).[citation needed]