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@@ -4,3 +4,6 @@ the wii is actually a pretty technically-advanced console compared to the ps3
 lighttpd is a great drop-in replacement for apache
 you shouldn't really run hdd speed tests under plan9 because the controller drivers are hacked-together open-source shit, something closed-source but official like windows would give a more accurate result
 the british empire had the right idea when they enslaved all those damn niggers
+ken is an idiot, he could have learned C++ instead of inventing Go
+transparent terminals provide a huge productivity boost
+Cirno is the official 9front mascot and the best you could ever think of