diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
index d050b28a5..0993f0c16 100644
--- a/lib/rob
+++ b/lib/rob
@@ -392,3 +392,5 @@ We live in a digital dark age.
 Neither of your issues is a problem.
 Your ideas may make people happy, which is not a small thing, but do they really help?
 What's this? https://plan9.io/
+Consistency is a better explanation.
+Code can move.
diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
index 0b12cefc9..25dc9f662 100644
--- a/lib/rsc
+++ b/lib/rsc
@@ -244,3 +244,4 @@ Sorry, but no.
 It's been two hours since that fix landed.
 I needed that last week.
 I have a new blog post you might be interested in.
+Ever since I wrote “go get,” we on the core Go team hoped the community would take care of dependency management.
diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
index 45b392c4d..d084066fd 100644
--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -877,3 +877,29 @@ Oh the righteous indignation of public discussion!
 Have you ever heard of the concept of helping yourself?
 Don't believe all the promises you hear.
 Unfortunately noone cares.
+not that it matters.
+Sometimes there's a vast difference between a person who declares something useful and easy to do, and the reality.  Sometimes the person is just plain wrong.
+I hope noone helps you.
+You are not helping out.
+You are doing the bare mininum and tapping on a keyboard.
+The socket layer will conspire against you.
+so much drama
+Your process will not solve anything.
+But this isn't a pony shop.
+Shut up
+It is documented.
+Sorry, your interpretation is incorrect.
+Do we want the 1% solution? No.
+I triage bugs by hitting 'd' in my mail reader.
+I disagree
+And please stop using that word.
+I doubt anyone believes your extremely vague assertions.
+Who cares?
+You are making stuff up.
+I don't think so.
+you've all been trollolololololololo'd
+Why?
+Are we done here?
+You can search for the rest of the information yourself.
+No.
+No.
diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
index 898ee442f..f0154a75b 100644
--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
+++ b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
@@ -5243,3 +5243,5 @@ No. -- Dave Cheney
 [9fans] printer sharing
 bell-labs.com has now outsourced their email to outlook.com
 What day is it, Ken?
+when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self -- @dril
+I've been looking into running Plan 9 in JSLinux -- Skip Tavakkolian