fortunes: No we can't.

lib/rob

@@ -304,3 +304,4 @@ The Yacc grammar was translated by sam-powered hands.
 Turning off comments.
 This is unfortunate.
 NaN is unfortunate.
+No we can't.

lib/rsc

@@ -182,3 +182,8 @@ Sure.
 That's fun.
 I want to echo what Rob said.
 It's just a mistake.
+Yes, absolutely. I agree with you 100%.
+This scenario is definitely confusing.
+It's 2015. Why do terminal programs interpret 1970s escape codes instead of html? You'd think by now 'echo <b>bold</b>' would work.
+What happened to build.golang.org?
+I think I'm missing something.

lib/theo

@@ -499,3 +499,5 @@ You are quite a persistant idiot.
 You don't know jack shit about computers or electronics, that much is obvious.
 Once again you show that you don't know shit.
 You are on your own.
+you have confused yourself.
+Well there is this funny story about when I hacked into RMS's firmware-driven keyboard controller, and managed to grap his root password.

lib/troll

@@ -207,3 +207,8 @@ On an OSX 10.9.5 host I run Bell Labs Plan 9 in Virtualbox.
 Subject: [golang-dev] godoc down
 sorry for lurking…but what do you mean search 9fans/internet/source? Where do I find that?
 Subject: Re: [9fans] fossil+venti performance question
+This post was flagged by the community and is temporarily hidden.
+Subject: [9fans] make passive aggressive gcc
+Subject: [go-nuts] A Code of Conduct for the Go community
+i don't like your font rendering.
+Subject: unusable acme

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5145,3 +5145,8 @@ It may be associated with neurological dysfunction, such as weakness.[5]
 While  chaotic  and  inane ramblings abound, the network is quite popular. -- PHRACK Volume Two, Issue 18, Phile #9 of 11 (describing USENET)
 Bill Joy is one of those rare people who can carry on a rapid-fire technical conversation while coding at the keyboard.
 I didn’t think I had anything to say when I joined tumblr 1.5 years ago, but then I found my voice and started shouting into the wind.
+Avoid success at all costs. -- unofficial Haskell motto
+I never was a supporter of the Unix design philosophy. -- Dr Richard stallman
+To ensure continued delivery of these emails, please add us to your "safe list" or address book in your email program.
+The “better at scale” argument doesn’t really apply to what I do for a living, which is building webapps with Django.
+(#cat-v) khm → occasionally someone on hacker news will link to an article so they can all misunderstand it together