fortunes: Emacs now supports webkit.

lib/rob

@@ -359,3 +359,10 @@ There is little meaningful difference between bad style and bad practice.
 It's come up before.
 Ah, nice. the woodpeckers are back.
 I recently got the idiotically named but otherwise very well designed, quiet, and comfortable Apple Magic Keyboard.
+It sounds like a mistake to me.
+What a lovely vacuous platitude.
+That is unhelpful.
+Reports of the death of Research are greatly exaggerated.
+There are already courses being taught in `feminist science' and the trend is sure to continue.
+Not quite.
+Please file an issue.

lib/theo

@@ -577,3 +577,51 @@ I don't see that.
 I don't have an answer for you.
 I don't see the purpose of that.
 No.
+Doctor it hurts when I stab myself in the eye.
+I believe you are not trying to contribute anything valuable with your comment.
+are you being trolled now?
+You are not tall enough to ride.
+^^^^^^^
+People who submit reports which are missing information should feel terrible.
+Absolutely no way, that makes no sense.
+Kill it.
+On that matter, I'd say tough.
+It's not black magic.
+Sigh.
+Disagree strongly.
+Don't hold me responsible for the shortcuts.
+And noone cares what you like or dislike.
+There will be little or no thought.
+I am very sceptical.
+A related issue is lots of people don't know anything about anything.
+Look, your statement is false.
+That is the result of a mis-configuration on your part.
+That is not best practice.
+This does not matter.
+It is risk, all gigantic risk.
+Sometimes people put a bad idea into an RFC.
+Why -- to hurt people?
+Oh the situation is much worse than that.
+I disagree.
+The same model is not applicable to everything.
+This is another offer which will be rejected.
+No.
+Tired of the suggestions.
+The end.
+Sorry, I see it the other way around.
+This is how rumours start, I guess.
+That is incorrect.
+That is the worst possible advice ever.
+I am really impressed by the analytical skills I observe here.
+Maybe the fortress fell over because you didn't have enough Lego.
+Why are you doing this?
+I still don't see the use case.
+You haven't justified it.
+No.
+I have changed my mind.
+Whoa.
+I don't see how that helps anything.
+What do you want us to do about it?
+I think you are done here.
+Whoah.
+because.

lib/troll

@@ -245,3 +245,8 @@ Subject: [golang-dev] vendoring the stdlib
 [harvey-commits] [PATCH] Fixing broken build.
 [harvey] Cannot get Harvey to run on qemu
 [harvey] Running mahjongg game panics kernel (#88)
+[Harvey-OS/harvey] Change chdir system call # to match linux (#120)
+Nix as OS X Package Manager
+[Harvey-OS/harvey] build: make it emacs friendly
+[Harvey-OS/harvey] add acme back.
+[Harvey-OS/harvey] Up/down keys now move cursor up/down one line

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5217,3 +5217,14 @@ The muscott icon of it! Why devil?
 I write a good bit of C code but all things being equal I would be programming in Oberon. -- Brantley Coile
 Kubrick is trying to tell us something…Something involving rainbows.
 Both gg and sjw are leftist movements.
+Emacs now supports webkit.
+We are writing to update you with some changes to the Amazon Associates Program Operating Agreement, which governs your participation in the Amazon Associates Program. All changes are effective on April 1, 2016.
+If someone tries to create more than 2500 containers with Docker they will hit this limit.
+*** CENTER 1127 PICNIC ***
+The pax interface was designed by IEEE 1003.2 as a compromise in the chronic controversy over which of tar or cpio is best.
+To view untrusted text files, use "less -nU".
+Google Deactivates Web Search API
+Honda Civic 9front bumper Cover
+Al-Qaeda Calls For the Execution Of Bill Gates
+Is Facebook eavesdropping on phone conversations?
+Why Aren’t There Simple Programming Languages?