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+i'm so glad i live in europe and not america
+azns are such shitty drivers, they should all go back to wherever the fuck they came from and smash each others' cars there
+the wii is actually a pretty technically-advanced console compared to the ps3
+lighttpd is a great drop-in replacement for apache
+you shouldn't really run hdd speed tests under plan9 because the controller drivers are hacked-together open-source shit, something closed-source but official like windows would give a more accurate result
+the british empire had the right idea when they enslaved all those damn niggers