fortunes: UX-wise (and generally speaking, for most common uses of a computer these days), Plan9 is, sadly, almost useless.

lib/rob

@@ -257,3 +257,8 @@ One more thing.
 That's odd.
 Nothing in Go is accidental.
 Go was supposed to be a fresh start.
+Ken and I ported Plan 9 to the SPARC in 6 days over one fun Christmas break.
+I told the truth as I saw it.
+Wait, teletypes are finally gone so we need *pseudo* teletypes?
+I started complaining about this long ago and nobody cared then, either.
+It is very unlikely to change.

lib/rsc

@@ -146,3 +146,7 @@ don't worry about it.
 You can't make everything faster all the time.
 Thanks.
 Please just wait.
+I haven't logged into a real Plan 9 system in many years
+I did not promise it was going to happen.
+Please don't.
+no.

lib/theo

@@ -403,3 +403,20 @@ The complaint department is down the hall.
 Such strong words.
 It must be easy to sit in your chair and demand that others meet your expectations.
 Didn't you read the manual page?
+I think you are on your own.
+Nope.
+Look there is a disconnect.
+Fundamentally, OpenBSD is a research project.
+Hilarious.
+Your process seems to be "I don't understand the problem, so here is a diff"
+And now let's ask the question which matters.
+Did you think of that?
+You aren't even trying.  PLONK.
+Oh just shut up.
+You aren't going to do shit because you don't have any skills.
+Thank you for adding the value of your words.
+This is idle chatter hoping someone supplies some secret sauce that makes a disparate audience with different demands all happy.
+Welcome to the real world.
+Sorry.
+Violates POSIX and C89, which violate best practice in this century.
+Look, this is rather simple.

lib/troll

@@ -186,3 +186,11 @@ has anyone tried 9vx on Yosemite? any issues?
 Go’s compiler is just so powerful. It takes the best of C++, Java and Python … and then it really tightens everything up.
 Does anybody known how to use mouse wheel to scroll acme window?
 Why is it not a binary protocol?
+If there was a simple way to port a modern web browser to Plan9, I'd seriously consider switching.
+A Raspberry PI running Plan9 with a spiffy accelerated compositor and plan9ish file-framebuffer-windows would be enough to convince me to dive in and have a play around.
+You need to enable Javascript.
+Subject: [9fans] Do Plan9Port's lib9 and libbio work on Windows?
+I am using p9p version of upas/nedmail and upas/marshal.
+Is there anyway this github repo could be synchronized with the main plan9-labs repo?
+Has anyone used Plan-9 have feedback on running it?
+UX-wise (and generally speaking, for most common uses of a computer these days), Plan9 is, sadly, almost useless.

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -5098,3 +5098,13 @@ I would love to be able to teach HyperTalk to my students, as a smooth on-road t
 (no plan9 to hand)
 Those who can't solder, teach -- usnavi
 Ayan Qureshi is now a Microsoft Certified Professional after passing the tech giant's exam when he was just five years old.
+Starting a year ago, Debian/Ubuntu really jumped the shark.
+then I think, "what is the market for Plan9?"
+I've often worried about browsers, even the open source ones.
+Pike seemed to lack an understanding of how to entice users to go through the trouble of actually learning and acclimating to his software. A general lack of marketing savvy, perhaps.
+Ask HN: I've learned a programming language – how do I solve problems with code?
+Warning: You could not be logged out because your session has expired. Please log in again to complete this operation.
+Every joke is a tiny revolution -- George Orwell
+I'm kind of like a designer who writes code; this may become apparent as you read on
+As an interface designer Plan9 have always fascinated me yet I found it incredible hard to find many other designers who were into it's concepts.
+Tandy Leather, which later grew in to the Tandy Corporation, was a family-owned leather goods company based in Fort Worth, Texas.