plan9fox/lib/bullshit

cloud
grid
engine
metadata
replication
factory
configuration
interface
singleton
framework
NoSQL |
cache
persistence |
self-signing |
scripting |
template
API
service
event
polling
injection
pipelining
firewall
standard
GPU
shader
advanced ^
leveraged ^
extended ^
basic ^
core
hardware
software
database
rich-client
DOM
CSS
CMS
map/reduce
reduce/map
descriptor
hypervisor
callback
method
table
package
plugin
browser
extension
software ^
open-source ^
module
proxy
hosting
wrapper
storage
social ^
private ^
component
markup
lifecycle
flexible ^
patented ^
abstract ^
stateless ^
optimized ^
virtualized ^
scale-out ^
session |
high-performance |
general-purpose |
out-scaling |
generic ^
property |
secure ^
overflow-preventing ^
non-blocking ^
self-healing ^
ISO-certified ^
encrypted ^
proven ^
open ^
RESTful ^
content-addressed ^
asynchronous ^
object-oriented ^
immutable ^
anonymous ^
transactional ^
distributed ^
structured ^
managed ^
webscale ^
lossless ^
virtual ^
shared ^
stable ^
SQL *
JSON *
XML *
YAML *
XMPP *
SOAP *
HTML *
AJAX *
ORM *
SVG *
ACPI *
WEB2.0 *
SSL *
HTTP *
TOR *
layer $
element $
manager $
frontend $
backend $
control $
controller $
framework $
database $
generator $
optimizer $
interface $
solution $
depenency $
locator $
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bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`cloud`
bullshit: +grid 2011-11-01 20:32:09 +00:00			`grid`
bullshit: +engine 2011-11-01 20:33:05 +00:00			`engine`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`metadata`
			`replication`
			`factory`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`configuration`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`interface`
			`singleton`
			`framework`
more bullshit fixing 2011-08-12 04:47:13 +00:00			`NoSQL \|`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`cache`
s/persistent/persistence/ 2011-08-26 16:30:37 +00:00			`persistence \|`
more bullshit fixing 2011-08-12 04:47:13 +00:00			`self-signing \|`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`scripting \|`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`template`
			`API`
			`service`
bullshit: batman.js 2011-08-25 03:02:31 +00:00			`event`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`polling`
bullshit: +dependency +injection +locator 2011-08-26 16:17:07 +00:00			`injection`
bullshit: +pipelining 2011-08-24 19:47:58 +00:00			`pipelining`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`firewall`
			`standard`
			`GPU`
			`shader`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`advanced ^`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`leveraged ^`
			`extended ^`
			`basic ^`
			`core`
			`hardware`
			`software`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`database`
			`rich-client`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`DOM`
			`CSS`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`CMS`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`map/reduce`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`reduce/map`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`descriptor`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`hypervisor`
			`callback`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`method`
			`table`
			`package`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`plugin`
			`browser`
			`extension`
bullshit: +software 2011-08-25 20:27:07 +00:00			`software ^`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`open-source ^`
			`module`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`proxy`
bullshit: +scale-out +-scale +non-blocking +out-scaling 2011-11-01 20:29:29 +00:00			`hosting`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`wrapper`
			`storage`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`social ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`private ^`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`component`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`markup`
bullshit: batman.js 2011-08-25 03:02:31 +00:00			`lifecycle`
			`flexible ^`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`patented ^`
			`abstract ^`
			`stateless ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`optimized ^`
			`virtualized ^`
bullshit: +scale-out +-scale +non-blocking +out-scaling 2011-11-01 20:29:29 +00:00			`scale-out ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`session \|`
			`high-performance \|`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`general-purpose \|`
bullshit: +scale-out +-scale +non-blocking +out-scaling 2011-11-01 20:29:29 +00:00			`out-scaling \|`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`generic ^`
			`property \|`
			`secure ^`
			`overflow-preventing ^`
bullshit: +scale-out +-scale +non-blocking +out-scaling 2011-11-01 20:29:29 +00:00			`non-blocking ^`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`self-healing ^`
			`ISO-certified ^`
			`encrypted ^`
			`proven ^`
			`open ^`
			`RESTful ^`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`content-addressed ^`
			`asynchronous ^`
			`object-oriented ^`
			`immutable ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`anonymous ^`
			`transactional ^`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`distributed ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`structured ^`
			`managed ^`
bullshit: +webscale 2011-08-30 12:40:20 +00:00			`webscale ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`lossless ^`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`virtual ^`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`shared ^`
			`stable ^`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`SQL *`
			`JSON *`
			`XML *`
			`YAML *`
			`XMPP *`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`SOAP *`
			`HTML *`
			`AJAX *`
			`ORM *`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`SVG *`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`ACPI *`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`WEB2.0 *`
			`SSL *`
			`HTTP *`
			`TOR *`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`layer $`
			`element $`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`manager $`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`frontend $`
bullshit: batman.js 2011-08-25 03:02:31 +00:00			`backend $`
			`control $`
			`controller $`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`framework $`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`database $`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`generator $`
			`optimizer $`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`interface $`
bullshit! 2011-08-08 16:14:52 +00:00			`solution $`
bullshit: advanced stuff 2011-11-14 12:00:13 +00:00			`depenency $`
bullshit: +dependency +injection +locator 2011-08-26 16:17:07 +00:00			`locator $`
more bullshit 2011-08-08 17:01:38 +00:00			`-oriented %`
			`-based %`
bullshit 2011-08-14 10:42:38 +00:00			`-aware %`
bullshit: +scale-out +-scale +non-blocking +out-scaling 2011-11-01 20:29:29 +00:00			`-scale %`