diff --git a/src/config.yml b/src/config.yml
index 29801869..3ea436e8 100644
--- a/src/config.yml
+++ b/src/config.yml
@@ -212,7 +212,26 @@ announcer:
   announcements:
     - 'Be sure to visit our forums at &6http://totalfreedom.boards.net/'
     - 'You can always review the server rules here: &6http://totalfreedom.me/'
-    - 'If you aren''t OP, be sure to ask!'
+    - 'If you are not OP, be sure to ask!'
+    - 'Somebody breaking the rules?  Report it!  /report <user> <reason>'
+    - 'Griefing is not allowed!'
+    - 'Hacking is allowed!'
+    - 'Interested in becoming admin? Do "/ai" for more information!'
+    - 'You may view all online administrators via "/list -a"'
+    - 'Save your buildings via WorldEdit!  http://totalfreedom.me for more information!'
+    - 'Famous players, such as Notch, are always fake!  We are an offline/cracked server!'
+    - 'You may contact TotalFreedoms Support on Twitter!  pravi.us/nGS'
+    - 'You may download TotalFreedomMod here: pravi.us/V8c'
+    - 'MarkByron is TotalFreedoms owner.'
+    - 'Server lagging?  Check the lag via "/tps"'
+    - 'You are allowed to record and stream videos on TotalFreedom :D'
+    - 'An admin abusing?  Report it! pravi.us/vfa'
+    - 'Player vs Player while in creative/god mode it forbidden!'
+    - 'Spawn killing is forbidden!'
+    - 'Invisible potions are allowed!'
+    - 'Serial griefing and trolling will result in permanently being banned!'
+    - 'TotalFreedom does not accept any form of donations!'
+    - 'Racism, Nazism, and Sexism is strictly forbidden!'
 
 # Players who cannot be banned by username
 unbannable_usernames: